Well, after my previous rant, Wa and I went to a salon today and I got a pedicure. She got a manicure. It wasn't as bad as I thought, not as ticklish, but somewhat so. I have an aversion to being tickled, probably because when I was a kid my sisters thought it was great fun to tickle me until I wet my pants. Ugh, what torture. Beans and KA, I forgive you and love you both.
While I was having my feet done I looked two chairs down and saw this woman with the most hideous feet, getting a pedicure. Her feet were 100 times nastier than the woman in my previous post. When we were done Wa and I went to the grocery store. I asked her if she saw that woman in the other chair's feet. She said "Mom, that was a man". I said "Nuh uh!" She said "Yeah, the adam's apple was a dead giveway". Sheesh, I thought she was just a old hippy with nasty feet. Wa says, nope. Honestly, from the angle I was sitting I didn't get a good look at her. Wa did. She said she would look at me and think "Mom", then look over and think "Tranny". It was SO funny.
So now with bubble gum pink toes and a new outlook on pedicures, I will go again. My feet aren't cute, but better than passable.
3 comments:
Hahah really? I like the bubblegum pink!
Aw Tobes, I'm glad you like my toes. I love your toes and nose!
You have very pretty toes and feet, they look yummy!premark999@yahoo.com
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